January, 2007 [Reset]
1/31/2007 3:30 AM
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Untitled Rat Terrier

The family has a new puppy, a 4-month old Rat Terrier who just survived an 8 hour flight from San Jose with a layover in Houston. You know, I bet they let HER bring water on the airplane. When I try to do that, I'm the object of scorn for TSA agents on both sides of the metal detector.


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Gizmo included for scale. The puppy is a rascal, not timid at all.


More puppy-blogging later, I'm sure.

1/30/2007 11:52 AM
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Wrist Hurts
I finally reached "Pro" level at Wii tennis and now have a rating ~1450. If you're still struggling with Tennis, don't have a Wii, or just don't care, you should read this: How to win at Wii Tennis (At any cost).
1/29/2007 8:54 AM
 
Lucid California Dreamin'

When I was younger I'd frequently have dreams where I could fly around and change things at will. I remember casually mentioning this to the family one evening and they looked at me like I was crazy.

As it happens, this phenomenon is real and quite well-documented: Lucid Dreaming. The key is recognizing that you're dreaming, so here are some tests you can do:


  • Holding one's nose, then breathing through it. Dreamers will be able to breath through your nose, even though it is pinched shut.

  • Read some text, look away, and read it again, or to look at your watch and remember the time, then look away and look back. Observers have found that, in a dream, the text or time will often have changed.

  • Flipping a light switch or looking into a mirror. Light switches rarely work properly in dreams, and reflections from a mirror often appear to be blurred, distorted or incorrect.


I seem to recall forswearing any posts about dreams here awhile ago, but my interest here is purely scientific, honest. I'm whipped, so I'm going to go try holding my nose while pinching myself and flipping the light switch. Preferably while dreaming.
1/28/2007 11:26 AM
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Grrr
I wrote a post that used some snippets of C++ code and my current blog software thought it would be swell to eat it all.

We're on very bad terms right now.
1/27/2007 12:11 PM
 
Saving Variable States with C++

I've been coding quite a bit with Javascript lately and one of my favorite features is the ability to quickly create a closure to encapsulate the state of groups of variables. Here's a quick way to save the states of any number of values for a lexically-scoped block of code in C++. Personally, I would skip to the example at this point.


... Code exploded the formating. I'll post it again later...

Also, since this relies on storing pointers I'm not sure how I would accomplish something similar in C#. I understand that .NET 3.0 supports anonymous closures; they would be a much better option than what I've done here.

1/27/2007 11:34 AM
 
Post 270 Represent!

Tuesday nights are $1 burger nights at the Buffalo American Legion. After a one especially brutal Arena Football game we convalesced in the dim, smoky legion hall and a tradition developed.


Burgers, $1. Pitchers, $7. All the Buffalo second-hand ambiance: free. Did I mention the burgers are tasty?


Tonight was a special Tuesday since there was a meat raffle as dinner entertainment. Now, I don't know how common these contests are outside of the midwest but up until tonight I had never participated in one. Tickets are $1. An old man spins a wheel and loudly announces the winner.


Friends of ours won first. They drew number 17 of 30 from the ticket plate and the wheel hit 17. (Odds of this happening are 1/30.) Matt picked the 2.5 pound package of pork miscellany -- ham, bacon, sausage.


After some cajoling, Krista entered the next round. She drew 17 from the plate; independent odds of this number matching Matt's are 1/30. To our disbelief, the wheel hit 17 again. We drove off with two-pack of strip steak and potatoes.


Total odds of these independent events: 1/30 (win the draw) * 1/30 (second win) * 1/30 (draw matching numbers) = 1/27,000. Quite the burger Tuesday! (Would someone please check my math?)

1/23/2007 11:21 AM
 
Taking this up a Dimension

A friend's recent artistic endeavor inspired me to rummage up some old pieces of my own. These are all from at least 5 years ago and to my recollection have never occupied this space before. They were all done with Lightwave and a small dose of Photoshop.


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1/21/2007 10:57 AM
 
FAA-compliant
Several years ago in a move that I'm sure sent Carl Sagan into near-relativistic revolutions in his grave, I did a short writeup on a UFO picture I'd seen. I don't remember why, exactly. Boredom. Amusement. I liked the picture. It was from Wisconsin.

Ever since then I've been receiving e-mail and even pictures that relate to it. I don't know what to make of the one in the previous post. I've managed to collect a sequence of these pictures that are either a reasonably well-done hoax or something odd, albeit with FAA-compliant navigation lights, floating through the winter sky west of Milwaukee. Cue Twilight Zone music.

Here are links for the curious: [1] [2] [3] [4]

I'm going to put this one to bed. You can draw your own conclusion, but if they include the words "aliens" or "spacecraft" I don't want to hear it -- instead see 'The Fermi Paradox'. Or read this. Or look at this UFO photoshopping Fark thread from yesterday.

1/20/2007 12:20 PM
 
Get Mulder In Here!

Got this image in anonymously in the mail tonight.. I'll try to explain later!

1/18/2007 11:36 AM
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The Idol Grinder
Simon: "Appalling". Randy: "Dude, why are you here?" Paula covers her ears. These American Idol contestants, you know the ones, have no concept of how much they can't sing. They're not self-critical or introspective enough. Of course, we see the worst of the worst; the most delusional cherry-picked for our viewing amusement.

Their responses are predictable: bargaining, defiance, anger. Some take the "high" road; telling the judges they're entitled to their opinions, however wrong.

The Idol example is an extreme one, but it's a good demonstration of a defining human characteristic: bias. We all have intrinsic biases, ranging in size from big biases like bigotry or nationalism to small things like which route we'd rather take to work. Some people are biased to believe that they have talent, in spite of strong evidence to the contrary. These individual affinities and aversions are often the at the root of political opinions, work habits, and social behaviors.

That's why the blog "Overcoming Bias" is worth reading. A couple of good starter articles: "Bias, feature not bug", and "A game for self-calibration". They even have a section for... overconfidence.

1/17/2007 7:15 AM
 
Like a Box of Chocolates
The coolest "Morphable Model for the Synthesis of 3D Faces" you'll see all day:

1/15/2007 11:22 AM
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It started last night with a tummyache.

Then it moved on to a full-on GI meltdown. Gastroenteritis. The cruise ship virus.

What a way to bring down a whole weekend.
1/13/2007 9:52 AM
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Redesign Imminent
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I finally got fed up with Movable Type, so a full redesign and heart transplant is imminent. My goal was to create a blog system with an inline administration interface. Entries can be added or edited without leaving the index page.

The real trick is re-importing all previous entries. I'm afraid my google rankings are going to be totally nerfed when I change the site layout, but when the only thing you're highly ranked for is "Huge Manatee", I doubt it will be a big loss.
1/11/2007 11:53 AM
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The Gimli Glider

I've heard this story before but the write-up was so interesting I had to post it.
Trees and golfers were visible out the starboard side passengers' windows as the 767 hurtled toward the threshold at 180 knots, 30-50 knots faster than normal. The RAT [auxiliary power] didn't supply "juice" to the 767's flaps or slats so the landing was going to be hot. Pearson didn't recover from the slip until the very last moment. A passenger reportedly said "Christ, I can almost see what clubs they are using." Copilot Quintal suspected Pearson hadn't seen the guardrail and the multitude of people and cars down the runway. But at this point it was too late to say anything. A glider only gets one chance at a landing,and they were committed.
This landing feat was recently surpassed in the Air Transat 236 incident.
1/10/2007 11:40 AM
 
That Makes Me A "Purist"
To further prove there's no accounting for taste, I bring you this post. I thought the newest James Bond flick Casino Royale was a huge letdown. As a generic action-adventure movie it wasn't bad; poker is hot right now.  Plus, there's the current fad of re-inventing heroes and superheroes a la Batman Begins and Superman Returns.

So why not Bond? Am I really so retentive that any deviation, even from the old, tired formula, sends me into petulant fits? No, I just think it's too late.

The character of James Bond is a product of the cold war. Fleming worked in British intelligence during World War 2 and his Bond novels were an extension of his experiences there. All the gadgets, the spycraft, the locations of the movies arose out of or at the very least played out against the backdrop of Us versus the Soviets. This is among the reasons the recent Bond films have been so laughably bad.

Bond just doesn't convert well to the 21th century. In the last few films he's fought an insane media mogul, a North Korean diamond-smuggler turned into billionaire businessman with a frickin' laser satellite, and an incompetent poker genius who just can't catch a break. When ex-soviet spies are being poisoned to death in London in real life by mystery assassins, you'll have to forgive me for yawning while Bond plays poker and spends time lounging around with his wife.

Casino Royale was a "reboot" of the series. Fresh start. A lot of times that's a good thing; put the cold war James Bond out to pasture. It's a nice thought, but when you do that to a character that is so well-known you have to do more than just crap on the former incarnation: "Shaken or stirred? Do I look like I give a damn?". You have to give them a life of their own, and I don't think that new character as rich as the old Bond can be developed on the framework of today's more diffuse international conflicts. The "War on Terror" just isn't the clash of titans that gave birth to Bond.

What brings this up, months after the movie was released? I saw The Good Shepherd last night; it's a movie about espionage, WW2, and the birth of the CIA. It was a little bit overlong, but the story was much more engrossing than Casino Royale. Granted, Matt Damon's character is no Bond-a-like. We're not even supposed to like him. He tries to bring down dictators from his desk and frequently fails. His personal life is a mess. But the intrigue feels real; certainly more satisfying than any Bond I've seen lately.
1/8/2007 8:27 AM
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What's wrong with this picture?
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If you zoom out, you can see some more instances of this slightly bewildering effect. They did a very good job blending everything but the perspective.

1/5/2007 4:16 AM
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Give me an "N", Give me an "A"...
This is the best article I've read today about a NASA "rocket scientist" who's also an NFL cheerleader. (Though her glamour shot makes it look like she's just escaped from a cement mixer full of canola oil.)

I didn't know this, but the cheerleaders never speak to any of the football players. It's probably the best for all involved.
1/4/2007 11:38 AM
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War Games

World War Three seen through Soviet eyes
In a historic break with the past, Poland's newly elected government threw open its top secret Warsaw Pact military archives - including a 1979 map revealing the Soviet bloc's vision of a seven-day atomic holocaust between Nato and Warsaw Pact forces.

About two million Polish civilians would die in such a war, and the country would be all but wiped off the face of the Earth, he said. On the map, western Europe lay beneath a chilling overlay of large red mushroom clouds: Warsaw Pact nuclear strikes, using giant warheads to compensate for their relative lack of precision.
1/3/2007 11:14 AM
 
Well, several hundred porn spams later it's clear my little human-authentication system doesn't work. I'm going to have to add some checks to Movable Type's comment script.
1/1/2007 4:56 AM